I know how women think because I am one. This being said I do my best not to act like one. For the most part. Every time I become enraged at something some other woman is doing and feel the need to retaliate, I always hear my dad's voice in the back of my head saying "That's a crazy bitch thing to do." Women are fucking crazy. All of us, every last damn one of us. Don't let us fool you. Women do things, especially to other women, that no man is even capable of understanding, or even noticing for that matter. Women choose to be passive aggressive, manipulative and conniving. Women are natural born detectives and are therefore very much in tune to what other women are doing, whereas men are only in tune with their dicks. Don't try to explain to a man what some other woman is doing to piss you off because it's beyond their realm. "Oh, but honey I thought she seemed nice." They are clueless in this department. The best thing to do when dealing with a crazy bitch is to just ignore it. Bite your tongue, hold your head high, and remind yourself that at the end of the day you still have your dignity.
You might be a crazy bitch (and not the Buckcherry kind) if you:
Call someone consecutively 30 times in a row (We've all done this one)
Post pictures on social media with another guy within 36 hours of a breakup
Date your ex's best friend/friends
Start showing up at every social event you know your ex will be attending post-breakup
Start Taylor Swifting your Facebook wall with quotes and song lyrics
Get a job at your ex's favorite hang-out
Pretend to be pregnant/need to have/or have had an abortion
Return to your ex's house to retrieve a bobby pin you left behind
Send the other woman pics, convos, or any other kind of connection to her man
Play Damsel In Distress... "Oh shit, I was just driving down the road and ran out of gas"
Destroy a man's property in any way (No Carrie Underwood, there won't be a next time with your crazy ass)
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